{"id":1773,"date":"2011-07-24T22:21:06","date_gmt":"2011-07-24T12:21:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/?p=1773"},"modified":"2011-07-25T18:15:35","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T08:15:35","slug":"duck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/duck\/","title":{"rendered":"duck."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like always, these ducks were marching past a pond. Their feet flapped, muddling. One stopped in front of me, flapped its wings, and said:<\/p>\n<p>Yaaay. <\/p>\n<p>Softly. I was sitting down looking at them, with some friends. The spectacle of a duck saying such a thing instead of its usual quack was extraordinary. So I thought I had to say something smart about it. I struggled with my brain for a while and finally muttered:<\/p>\n<p>Ducks. In &#8230; a &#8230; pond.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing too smart. I woke up.<\/p>\n<p><font size=1>This is Daniel Wolfson&#8217;s dream, told to me.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like always, these ducks were marching past a pond. Their feet flapped, muddling. One stopped in front of me, flapped its wings, and said: Yaaay. Softly. I was sitting down looking at them, with some friends. The spectacle of a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1773"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1800,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773\/revisions\/1800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}