{"id":309,"date":"2008-04-04T19:54:16","date_gmt":"2008-04-04T12:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/?p=309"},"modified":"2008-04-05T11:38:58","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T04:38:58","slug":"butter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/butter\/","title":{"rendered":"butter."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you have <font size=\"3\">butterflies<\/font> in your stomach, do you <font size=\"3\">laugh<\/font> to let them all out? Do you <font size=\"3\">eat<\/font> to push them deep in? Do you <font size=\"3\">sing<\/font> to calm them down low? <\/p>\n<p>Do you <font size=\"3\">pray<\/font> so they hear your say? Do you <font size=\"4\">smack<\/font> them with all your might? Do you <font size=\"3\">stroll<\/font> so they would be <font size=\"4\">tall?<\/font> Do you <font size=\"4\">blame<\/font> them for being <font size=\"5\">lame?<\/font>  <\/p>\n<p>The <font size=\"3\">reticence<\/font> of my imaginary <font size=\"2\">bloat<\/font>,<br \/>\nyou gory plentiful <font size=\"2\">thing<\/font>a<font size=\"1\">majig<\/font>,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll <font size=\"2\">slap you<\/font> <font size=\"3\">now with my<\/font> <font size=\"4\">knife and<\/font> <font size=\"5\">spread you<\/font> <font size=\"6\">over my<\/font><br \/>\n<font size=\"7\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bread.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you have butterflies in your stomach, do you laugh to let them all out? Do you eat to push them deep in? Do you sing to calm them down low? Do you pray so they hear your say? Do&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-2-2","category-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}