{"id":49,"date":"2007-06-15T01:23:16","date_gmt":"2007-06-14T15:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/?p=49"},"modified":"2007-06-15T09:35:33","modified_gmt":"2007-06-14T23:35:33","slug":"winter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/winter\/","title":{"rendered":"winter."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has been very cold lately My small heater couldn&#8217;t take it I sleep in front of it and to the side and everything. Someone invented hot butt and it&#8217;s detachable, and totally detachable so there&#8217;s no emotional problems afterwards. Very useful for sitting on the toilet to prevent coldness of the shivers and the oohs and the ahs. And the ouchs as well. Although, <\/p>\n<p>it would be wonderful if just one drop of crystalline snow would fall down in Melbourne tomorrow People will play sticking-tongue-on-metal-poles like idiots The whole town full with people<br \/>\nqueueing up to try. Metal poles erected. More and more new ones here and there. And everywhere. Different color for different flavor<br \/>\nSunflower. Frog. Butter. Flies and &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font size=\"1\"><i>Melbourne Trend Detected:<\/i><\/font><br \/>\nbutterflies. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font size=\"1\"><i>Winter Fashion Sticking on Poles<\/i><\/font><br \/>\nGreen for sesame and lavender for chocolate. Red for<br \/>\nladybug with black dots for catfur and grey carpet. Pink for water pistol and orange for bubblegum. Quite impressive. <i>What a<\/i>  <\/p>\n<p>What an entertainment, what a sight. Lightness being. Sun shines through blinds. Wake up Wake up Wake up Time to go to work. <\/p>\n<p>Time to go to work. <\/p>\n<p>Scratch your back. Ooh Ah Nice thank you. Warm hands Are they detachable? Can I borrow them and put them close to my hotwater bottle now? &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>Right now?<\/i><br \/>\nRight now.<br \/>\nUm. Not really.<br \/>\nHm. Why did you do it then? <\/p>\n<p>Promo for hot butt. <\/p>\n<p>Now <i>that<\/i> is something nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has been very cold lately My small heater couldn&#8217;t take it I sleep in front of it and to the side and everything. Someone invented hot butt and it&#8217;s detachable, and totally detachable so there&#8217;s no emotional problems afterwards&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-2-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}