{"id":711,"date":"2009-12-08T03:34:48","date_gmt":"2009-12-07T17:34:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/?p=711"},"modified":"2009-12-08T16:20:41","modified_gmt":"2009-12-08T06:20:41","slug":"diarrhea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/diarrhea\/","title":{"rendered":"diarrhea."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel shitty.<br \/>\nLike the consistency of that thing I expel.<br \/>\nLiquid at full throttle.<br \/>\nSplatters around.<br \/>\nThe historical yellowish white bowl.<br \/>\nNot so pristine.<br \/>\nAlthough so black of Norit.<br \/>\nEight times today.<br \/>\nNine.<br \/>\nA world record of self pity.<br \/>\nType seven on the Bristol stool chart.<br \/>\nAlas, here goes another one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel shitty. Like the consistency of that thing I expel. Liquid at full throttle. Splatters around. The historical yellowish white bowl. Not so pristine. Although so black of Norit. Eight times today. Nine. A world record of self pity&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-2-2","category-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":714,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions\/714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tintinwulia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}